Monday, March 23, 2009

Peabrain

An email is urgent when the sender puts the word "URGENT" in capital letters in the subject header and flags it as an important email with a freaking red flag..
 
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* peabrain heading to the loo*
me : *hijacking peabrain* hey peabrain peabrain! did you read my email about needing inputs for the big boss?? (note: this is when i'd not receive his inputs after my stated submission deadline)
peabrain: *fake blank look on face* huh? Wat email? did you just send it?
me : *thinking what a freaking lazy bugger .. he was sitting at his desk ALL MORNING staring at his notebook! At this point, i concluded that he was checking his soccer results online* no. i sent it on __and asked for your inputs before __pm today. Can u pls take a look at it.
peabrain: ok *heads back to desk; less than a min, comes back to me*. Didn't she send u the inputs already?
me :*thinking just how freaking lazy can you be?!!* she sent me the email chain for MY info .. i need you to draft a para for the big boss' brief. Just zero in on the main points. Big boss doesn't need to know process. *screaming in my head, i just want ONE para fr you, u lazy peabrain!*
peabrain: *prob thinking shitz! i gotta do work* ok ok ... i will draft something
 
^ the sad truth is that i already anticipated that he won't do ... and i already drafted something to pre-empt his lack of contribution .. but i refuse to let peabrain to get away with it ... hmm, have i mentioned that i wish he would just buck up ... but hey, it's been more than 6 months of non-performance in all areas. time to stop being hopeful ^
 
 


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