Nasty Looking?

The budget table is pretty nasty looking-use another column to break up the details further.

OI WHAT YOU WANT? FLOWERS?

I love Yodaisms

My boss.

 

Me: Are we getting insured for the event? Travel insurance for eg

Him: No

Me: And we'd need medical insurance. It's dangerous to walk onsite during build up.

Him: You don't need to walk inside during build up

Me: *duh? So how would we set the exhibition up?* Our staff office is in there.*I proceed to explain to him how signboards may drop on his head while he walks past, annihilating whatever minimal intelligence he still possesses.*

Him: There is always a safety path that needs to be created

Me: erm riiiiight

 

AM I TALKING TO YODA? I mean what is with the cryptic answers?

When People Only Care About Breakfast

Stupid Person: Hello. I want to register and I don't see the program on the website

Me: Do you see the words "Program"?

SP: Oohhhhhhhhhhhh. How to register?

Me: You see the button that says "Register"?

SP: Yes

Me: Click on it

SP: *clicks* Oohhhhhhhhhhh

Do They Not Understand?

girl: i sent an email 2 days ago
me: you have to wait for a few days for the reply
girl: but i havent got any reply
me: because you have to wait
girl: so if i call can you help me?
me: no you will still need to send an email and since you have sent already you have to wait for a reply
girl: but i didnt get a reply
me: *vomit blood*

Financial Acid?

From an email this morning:

May I know that when can I apply for financial acid?